Natcentric - Nat's Sweaty Red Bra

ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha

Sooooo I now have an issue in my pants 😐

natalie scatorccio, yellowjackets s01e07 (3/5)

Im gonna bitch slap one of these actual caveman troglodytes because they aren't evolved enough to understand the beauty of two women loving eachother better than a man and a woman ever could. I hope they get lobotomized so they can only drool and stare blankly at a wall because thats a better alternative than them spreading their vile, rancid, disgusting, and incorrect opinion like the plague across the internet. Im gonna sew every one of their stinky, blabbering mouths shut and leave them to suffer with their own strange thoughts that should be considered a mental illness in the most recent DSM. You can be wrong, but it's another thing to be loud and wrong. Tr*vnat shippers are the disease that is slowly corrupting our beautiful world. The fact that this ship exists in this fandom is a testament to the fact that a man will ALWAYS be there. I'm so beyond irritated you don't even wanna know. Fuck all of you. Scum of our beloved earth, ruining it and tainting it with your foul and unacceptable blasphemy. I was fine with pretending to tolerate your fucking mouth breathing, mindless, simpleminded opinion, but you took it too far with posting that gag worthy ship (if you could even call it that) to a SONG ABOUT LESBIAN SEX. I'D FIND YOU AND STUFF A RUSTY, USED NEEDLE DOWN YOUR URETHRA AND INJECT YOUR LOINS WITH TABASCO SAUCE, BUT I BET YOUR TOO PRIMITIVE TO EVEN HAVE THE PART IN YOUR BRAIN THAT REGISTERS PAIN. THATS HOW STUPID YOU ARE. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

I half assed this but i thought it was funny enough to post