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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes.
Colin Becher Has Live, Laugh, Loved:
155 days.
Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1
The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”
the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"
so. so far in doctor who we’ve had:
space babies (babies in space) with a bogeyman made of bogeys that are saved by the power of farts
a musical episode where music comes to life and they’re a drag queen
one of the most intense doctor who episodes where the doctor stands on a landmine in a fifty-first century anglican war and everything around him keeps getting worse also the real enemy was capitalism
the doctor disappeared for twenty years and ruby assassinates the prime minister in an emotional study on fear of rejection or something
everybody dies because of systemic racism
alien bridgerton LARP where the doctor finally kisses men again
is there any other show with such a wide range of ridiculous settings that are all part of one connected, serious plot?
i fucking love doctor who lmao
Jon's whole thing is s3 becomes funnier when you consider, from the outside and from Georgie's position, the dude was basically a librarian? And not even the kind who has to deal with the public.
Your ex-sort-of-boyfriend shows up out of the blue one night wearing clothes that haven't been changed in 2 days rambling about something bad happening at work and can he stay here, just for a bit? And internally you're like oh damn, wonder what happened at the library. Wonder if they're charging him late fees for a book he lost when he was 8. Wonder if his boss attacked him with paper cuts.
Like no none of that, your ex-sort-of-boyfriend ex-sort-of-librarian guy is just on the run for suspected murder, and not even the murder of his coworker who got super-murdered, no this is the murder of the recluse squatter living in the elaborate tunnel system under the library who got brutally murdered with the pipe Jon had been carrying around like a Besthesda character, so you understand the fingerprints may be very incriminating here. This hasn't even gotten to the three horror-nightmare-entities that have tried to brutally kill your librarian-ex-guy and THAT doesn't even account for the fourth, human-shaped, MOST horrifying nightmare-entity which is the one who actually killed the recluse guy (with brutal pipe murder) and is in fact Jon's boss at the library who really would like him to come back to work.
But never mind this and don't worry, because your former librarian ex-bf who's full of worm-shaped holes won't be in your hair for long. Because he's about to be kidnapped by a circus of living dolls. Which is a whole other thing not yet mentioned. They'll moisturize him.
DIY little depressed gay man
My dad is making me read American Gods… So like, what’s it about? The copy of the book we have has no dust jacket, therefore, no summary.
It's about three American Dogs who have to travel home from California to Maine. It's a long journey, but they face down a bear and several other dangers, including dogcatchers.
hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?
Supplemental:
*heavy breathing*
I FOLLOWED THE TUNNELS AND NOW IM IN AREA 51???? HELP???? THE ALIENS HERE ALSO SERVE THE EYE??? I AM NOW THEIR GOD? HELP??? WHAT IS GOING ON???
End supplemental.
I cannot forget the memory of bombing our house in Al-Jawhara Tower 😔💔
I remember how my father and mother came rushing to carry me and my brothers to escape from the house before the bombing 🥹
I cried a lot at that time because I did not take my fishes which I used to keep, because there wasn't enough time.
But thank God, my father was able to return home and bring them 🙏
since that day I have called him the real Spider-Man 🥹💔
But my real spider man is at gaza under bombing 😔😭
Please help me to save my father, he is the source of my strength and security 🙏🥹
it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast
When you info dump about Tma so much your friends recreate a meme about it 💀
I've been rewatching S2 of Tma, and I gotta say I completely forgot how INCREDIBLY OBLIVIOUS Jon is
Drawing Jon for what he is
First Tma doodle dump! Still trying to figure out how I should draw them though, wish me luck :)
Had to put this out there. Somebody help me I did this instead of my homework
A Magnus Archives fan cast: Based off of vibes
