maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'
The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WRITER WHEN: THE BEGINNING~

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A WRITER WHEN: THE BEGINNING~

• you just wanna know the damn price of marijuana for your book and your FBI agent gives you 'the looks' as you search for it on Google repeatedly.

• Are doing some research for your book but then you go off topic and somehow end up in a cult or a smut fanfiction.

• Make changes in your drafts in a sleep deprived state and then change it back to original the next day AGAIN.

• Think for your plot all day but don't come up with anything but then:-

° *Think of awesome dialogues during dinner*

° *Imagine your perfect book cover while in your classes*

° *make perfect scenes while sitting in the window seat of your vehicle *

° *finally figure out what's gonna happen next in the story where you have been stuck for weeks *

Later...

° *dialogues be like 'Pass the salt, you pig' and 'Umm yea yea totally yup yup'

° *Can't find perfect pictures to make the cover or drawing is crap *

° *Nothing comes in mind for the action scenes except - 'SUDDENLY-'*

° *forget the solution you had thought of *

All in all...

WRITERS JUST SUFFER.

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...mood. @justyourregulardepressedteen @sharmasaurus

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.....well this is accurate for every writer out there. @justyourregulardepressedteen @sharmasaurus

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