So You're Telling Me Some Hoe Made This Pumpkin Pie?

So you're telling me some hoe made this pumpkin pie?

I was a very anxious little kid, and though my grandparents were very generous, I often didn't spend a penny of what I got. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, all the toys, games, and experiences I missed out on when I might have enjoyed them most. But then, that's the very stash that kept me fed in college. Thank you little gremlin child, I'm buying a nice lunch for us today, and I won't regret a thing.

It is a delight to Amble. A restrained Frolic. Just to Perambulate about and do a little wiggle that annoys the everliving hell out of your sister.

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

-Jerry Seinfeld

If you told a peasant that people would be investing in dogecoin in a thousand years they would severly overestimate the longevity of the Republic of Venice.