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she's been waiting the whole adventure for the punchline.

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

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I haven’t drawn the twins in a long time, so here is some old art.

Plant of the Day

Monday 27 May 2024

A plant that found a space for itself on the street; this Lunaria annua (honesty, grandpa's specs, money in both pockets, moon seed, satin pod, silver plate, silver dollar) will have seeded into the edge of the path. As a hardy annual or biennial the plants are always moving around producing purple flowers in late spring which are followed by flat, round, silvery seed pods.

Jill Raggett

Damn girl, chill she's all yours

“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

It’s always been odd to me that there are not any ocean scavengers equipped to take optimal advantage of large carcasses. Like…. in prehistoric times, the oceans were full of huge animals… was this a problem back then too?

Annabeth: Once I figure out how to undoom him from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON

Grover in Heroes of Olympus

i know you guys are probably really tired about me being forever bitter about grover’s very very very small presence in heroes of olympus (like a couple of dream sequences were all we really got)

but seriously just imagine how well he would have fit in the series. imagine if he had been the satyr instead of coach hedge (i like hedge, but seriously, imagine)

think about all the different friendships he could have had!!

he could have bonded with piper over being a vegetarian, they would have probably tried to convince the rest of the seven to be vegetarian as well 

imagine leo complaining about how he was a third wheel to jason and piper and grover is just like buddy, you think you had it bad??

imagine leo making enchiladas one night and grover is just like i love you

also this is so self-indulgent but he and hazel would have just such a soft friendship like think about how pure it would be 

also reminder that grover has had a lot of experience with big three kids (he found thalia, percy, nico and bianca) so he would probably be able to help jason and hazel and just talk to them about it?

also jason, hazel and frank would all be super surprised because they’re used to the fauns being not so helpful but this guy is awesome

also remember he is the literal lord of the wild. lord of the wild.

he is super powerful?? he would have been such a great asset on the quest 

like when they encountered all the sea monsters, they’re wild things, he would probably have knowledge of them? maybe even able to control them?

his pan pipes can be deadly (and they also have the bonus of providing light-hearted entertainment in the evening so!! that’s good!) 

also imagine how much he would help frank with his powers? 

like remember frank only realised his powers at the end of the SoN, and it was meant to be quite difficult to get used to but he suddenly became an expert 

with grover that would actually make sense 

grover, being the lord of the wild, could help frank come to terms with his powers, give him advice on what animals to turn to, etc. 

(sidenote but imagine the training montage!) 

ok and don’t get me started on percy and annabeth 

imagine the reunion scene at camp jupiter 

percy would go up to him grinning and be like “so you found me” 

and grover would be like “isn’t that what i do?” 

and then they hug and it is beautiful and this is the real bromance we need 

and listen ok i will fight you if you think grover wouldn’t jump into tartarus after his two best friends because we all know he would

like imagine tartarus being a quest with the three of them like it was in the beginning

imagine all of them lending support to each other

imagine how much that would have felt like a full circle because it was the three of them that started all of this together and now they’re back in the most dangerous place ever but at least they’re together

to paraphrase a grover quote: “ah, the three of us back together, in literal hell, monsters and fire everywhere, fighting for our lives…just like the good old days, isn’t it?” 

why couldn’t we have had this WHY

sunflowers and moonflowers!!!! (yes moonflowers are a real thing)

Dungeon Meshi Settei

for some reason it never registered to me that charles hates monty enough that when monty came to them about "gladys" going missing, charles straight up is like "no we don't have time for this" askdfhd

mr nice guy, anything to be helpful charles does not want monty around any longer than required by law

Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...

Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size

She's such an off putting freak and she makes everyone so uncomfortable and uneasy and she's such a wet blanket and she has the biggest stick up her ass in the whole wide world I love her

would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

something something Laios canonically keeping up his personal appearance, despite otherwise not caring about how he looks, because of his resentment towards his father, which is part of the broader alienation he feels from humanity; vs. (and this is just my theory) Kabru keeping up his personal appearance, despite otherwise not being good at taking care of himself, because of his love for humanity (i.e. because it makes it easier to make a good first impression on people and thus create connections and relationships)

is this anything

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

"I'm not THAT autistic" mfs when they have a favorite fork (it's me I'm mfs)

where are the other like 3 people in the vanny fandom at