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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal

Hahaha

“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

VP Harris cooked his ass.

*The laughter*

The only analysis of the us presidential debate I’ll entertain

Fun fact: Trump's false claim about immigrants eating pets syncs up perfectly to the piano in the Peanuts theme song

"i don't care she can be whatever she wants to be" she wants to be president so it kinda sounds like ur cooked bro

*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison

When I say I snorted

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

SOUND ON.

My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

Do tell us the sport in the tags.

The intruders

[Characters from CTC]

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods