Mostly incorrect quotes :)
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*Y/n holding their toddler*
Artemis: Oh god I can’t believe one of us has one of these
Conner: I know I still am one of these
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Dick: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to the unsuspecting public
Y/n: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
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Will: Are you mad?
Y/n: No
Will: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Y/n: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Kaldur: Y/n, for the last time we’re at a funeral
Y/n: Someone’s trying to break in! Call the cops
Jason: (loads shotgun) I got this
Y/n: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Wally: What colour is a mirror?
Y/n: Here’s a better question. What are you doing in my room?
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Y/n: What goes up but never comes down?
Bruce: The amount of stress you bring to this family
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Y/n: Last night I found out that Wally is a sleep talker
Dick: Oh really?
Y/n: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3AM
Jason, talking to Roy unaware that Y/n’s in the apartment as well: Hello fellow idiot
Y/n: Hey Jay
Jason: No, no, not you, you’re not an idiot
Y/n: You underestimate me
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Jason: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed, seven people died-
Y/n: Twelve actually
Jason: Not the point. Look they’re dead now and really whose fault was that?
Y/n: Ours!
Jason: That’s right: no one’s
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Roy: Truth or dare
Y/n: Dare
Roy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room
Y/n: Hey Jay
Jason blushing furiously: Yeah?
Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Kori
Jason: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Y/n: Let me guess they’re all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
Jason: Death isn’t real and I’m a god
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Store worker: Would a Y/n y/l/n please come to the front desk?
Y/n arriving at the front desk: Hello, what’s the problem?
Store worker, points to Jason and Roy: I believe they belong to you?
Jason and Roy simultaneously: We got lost
Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys with me
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Y/n: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives
Jason: I normally wake up at 4:30
Y/n: ...
Y/n/ I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Your blog was hacked: what to do?
If you see weird pics of ladies with dubious links posted on your blog out of the blue, here’s a step by step way of stopping this and preventing it from happening again that I think might work.
Important : this only works if you can still access your blog!
Changing your password is important, but it won’t do you any good if your hacker still has an opened session on your blog and can still access it. So the first thing you wanna do is close your hacker’s session.
For that you need to go in your blog’s settings:
On the new page opened, scroll all the way down. There, you can see something called “Active Sessions“. The first and oldest one (”current session” in green) should be yours, the new one should be the hacker’s session. To close your hacker’s session, click the gray X next to it.
Now that their session is closed, they can’t access your blog anymore unless they enter the password again.
So don’t lose time, go all the way back up and change your password immediately. Make also sure your hacker didn’t change your email address.
Now you should be safe from your hacker. But it won’t prevent you from getting hacked again.
If you really want to be safe from hackers, you should turn on the “Two-factor authentification” option (on the same page).
It requires you to enter your phone number, which is a bummer. But if it’s turned on, everytime you wanna log on (so not if your session is already opened, but only if you log off and try to log on again), it will send a code on your phone that you’ll have to enter (in addition to having a password).
That way if someone tries to hack you again, even if they get your password right, they won’t be able to enter your blog without having that code.
There it is. I hope it will help some of you, since I see more and more people noticing blogs being hacked
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Damian, externally: As a hero in training, I don’t believe senseless violence is how my father would want me to solve things
Damian, internally: I’M GOING TO RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SEND IT TO HIS FAMILY
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Tim: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday
Bruce: What?
Jason: He almost got kidnapped.
Bruce: Oh okay
Bruce: WAIT WHAT
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Dick: It’s not illegal.
Police officer staring into Dick’s car boot which is full of bread because Kori had pregnancy cravings: It’s just... there’s so much...
Dick: But it’s not illegal.
Police officer:
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Tim: Ah yes my train of thought.
Y/n: Or as we like to call it;
Conner: The anxiety coffee obsessed express.
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Dick: My future spouse is probably fake laughing at their significant others jokes right now.
Dick: Don’t worry and be patient my love. A true clown is on his way.
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Y/n: Jaybird, can you turn on the lights?
Jason: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.
Y/n: Jay, that’s sweet, but I can’t see.
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Bruce, a tired dad who should be sleeping because Gotham is a hard place to live in and he needs sleep: Okay, let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building, fire everywhere, villain attack. What do you do?
Dick:
Y/n: ... Call the heroes-
Bruce: YOU ARE THE HEROES
Jason, standing outside an apartment with a prom sign:
Roy, leaning out of the window: Oh my god YES!!!
Jason: No! Tell Y/n!
Roy, yelling: Y/n! I’m going to prom! WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Holy wow. 100 notes that is just wow thank you to everyone that liked it it means a lot 😁❤️
I Need My Girl
Jason Todd x fem!reader/ (Slight) Garfield Logan x reader
Inspiration: Song: I Need My Girl by The National
Summary: The reader (Jason’s crush) pushes him out of the way to save him. The reader goes to hospital and while Jason’s and the rest of the Titans are waiting for any news Jason’s guilt eats him alive.
Warnings: One swear word, angst, fluff, first kiss as a couple, reader almost dies, Jason crying cause he’s my baby and I don’t want him to cry but I make him cry anyway and I should really make a happy thing with Jason but I just don’t ???
“Jason look out!” She shouted pushing him away mere seconds before she took the blast. Everything froze and Jason couldn’t hear himself scream but he felt it. The burning of his throat like he’d swallowed a wildfire slowly turned to coal that weighed in his stomach as he made his way to her. He fell to his knees and pulled her softly so that her head rested on his thighs. He just stared at her with blurry eyes that seemed to her blurrier. That’s the last thing he remembered before he was waiting in the hospital.
Dick, Rachel and Kori sat on the scratchy and uncomfortable hospital chairs. While Jason and Garfield paced around the waiting room.
"Guys could you please sit down you're making me more nervous." Rachel said as her head was in her hands.
"No we can't. Look I'm sorry Rach but I'm not going to sit down. I can't. I can't-" Garfield put a shaky hand through his green hair as he let out an even shakier breath. Kori stood up and made him sit down.
"Why is no one saying anything?! Jesus Y/n could be dying or dead because of me and no one-" Jason shouted
"Jason don't talk like that." Rachel muttered, eyes brimming with fresh tears.
"But it's the truth." Jason countered
"Would you two shut it." Dick said. Everyone jumped that was the first thing that Dick said since they'd been in the waiting room.
“No Dick I’m not shutting up. Y/n is one of us. If she wasn’t so fucking selfless then I would be in the hospital bed that she’s in and to be honest I’d trade places with her in a heartbeat. I’m not bothered about people dying. People die everyday but I don’t want her to die today." Jason got up and walked off. The cold air bit him but he couldn’t care less. His mind was whirling. Why him? Why did you save him? Out of all the team why would you save him? He didn’t have powers like Kori or Raven or Gar. He was a shadow to Dick. He knew he’d never be what Bruce wanted him to be. Bruce wanted him to be like Dick but he wasn’t.
I can't get my head around it
I keep feeling smaller and smaller
I need my girl
After what felt like eternity one of the nurses came.
"Excuse me are you all here for Y/n Y/l/n?" A nurse said everyone looked at her.
"Yes we are. Is anything wrong?" Kori asked. The nurse smiled warmly
"No nothing's wrong, your friend is lucky to have survived that." Garfield nervously chuckled putting his hands behind his head and resting on the back of the seat
"Yeah she is a lucky charm."
"You're free to see her now." The nurse informed them, everyone got up quickly.
"I'll go get Jason." Kori said everyone nodded as she went out the door to find him.
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Beep. Beep. Beep. The sound of a heart monitor was the sound that filled her ears as she woke up slowly. Y/n slowly blinked and groaned at the light. As her eyes adjusted she could make out three figures; Garfield, Dick and Rachel. Her voice was hoarse.
“Where’s Kori and Jason?”
"Kori went to find Jason. He couldn't handle it." Rachel said her chin length bon was slightly messy. Guilt filled Y/n. Y/n and Jason has always been close since she’d first joined the Titans. She’s seen sides of Jason none of them ever would. She didn't even want to think about what could've happened if she hadn't of made it. She shook her head.
“You have no idea how happy I am that you survived.” Dick spoke she chuckled slightly.
“You and I both Dicky.” They smiled at each other.
“Y/n/n." She heard a voice say barely above a whisper, the team made way for Jason as he hugged her.
"C'mon guys lets leave Jason and Y/n for awhile. Glad to see you’re better Y/n." Kori said. Everyone left but Garfield cast one last look at Y/n before Kori gave him a quick, swift kick in the shin. He let out a soft groan before leaving. Jason and Y/n laughed. They both nodded in thanks. She returned the gesture before walking out.
"I'm guessing the team have already said how glad they are to have you back." Jason said
"Yeah." There was a silence. "Rachel told me how you couldn't handle it." Her voice was sympathetic. Jason chuckled as a few tears streamed down his face. Y/n laid a hand on his cheek and he nuzzled into it.
"I am sorry you know. I thought I'd be stronger but when the doctors weren't telling us anything it hit me like a truck that I might be losing my best friend and when I thought I'd lost you. You have no idea how scared I was when I thought I would never be able to tell you how much I-" Jason cut himself off before he went any further. He stuffed his hands in his jean pockets and broke eye contact. Y/n raised a questionable eyebrow but said nothing.
“Now you know how I feel when you get hurt.” Jason chuckled “besides it’s gonna have to take a lot more than that to finish me off. I am a Titan after all.”
"To right you are. No wonder your nickname’s lucky, you've always been lucky you know ever since you came into my life I feel like it’s become a better place.”
“I know Jay.” The air was filled with a comfortable silence except for the beeping.
“Jason.” He hummed “what were you going to say before you cut yourself off?” Jason looked like he’d just been caught doing something he shouldn’t of been doing.
“You know the usual sappy stuff when you nearly lose someone.” He said taking his hands out of his pockets and using one to rub the back of his neck.
“So say it.”
“Huh?”
“Say the sappy stuff that people say when they nearly lose someone.” There was a mischievous glint in her eye and Jason chuckled.
“Fine. Y/n Y/l/n I couldn’t imagine my life without you. Everyday you make my life a better place and I feel so much happier with you by my side.”
“No offence Jay but that sounded more like a marriage proposal and you can’t propose without dating a girl gees Jason.” She said laughing. He grabbed her face and pushed his lips to hers. They moved in sync as she grabbed his wrist. They broke apart and Jason opened his mouth "I feel the same bozo don't worry." He smiled.
"Which is why I've decided on something that will keep you out of harms way. You're never going on a mission again unless you're with me," Jason told Y/n in a half joking, half serious tone.
"Well you are the reason I’m in here anyway. But if I don't go how am I supposed to help you out. The whole team knows you never think of a plan." Jason laughed.
"So you never look behind you. Is there a reason for that or did you just do it?" Y/n shrugged.
"I guess if I look back then I'm scared I'm gonna get lost in the past and I won't be able to do anything 'cause I'll be stuck there. I’ve been stuck in the past for to long and I need to change it but no matter how much you want to change something in the past it's stuck there now forever and there's nothing you can do about it. " Jason was left speechless he never though there would be an actual reason as to why she never looked back. It scared Jason how she never had any emotion in her when she said that or in her face. "Besides I didn't want to see how far you were behind me." She added with a light laugh.
“More like how close I was.”
"Yeah right. I was faster than you and you knew it." They both laughedz
"Sir I'm sorry but visiting hours are almost over and Miss Y/l/n will need to get some rest." Jason nodded and pressed a long chaste kiss to the crown of Y/n’s head.
“Soon as your out of here I’m taking you on a date.” He whispered
“Can’t wait.” She whispered back and Jason broke out into a boyish grin. She chuckled. “Right go come on Jay I need my beauty sleep.”
“Trust me baby you really don’t.” She blushes and Jason chuckled. "See you tomorrow.”
“Bye handsome.” He excused himself past the nurse and towards the team.
"Do you know how long she's gonna be in here for?" Garfield asked Jason shook his head. Garfield’s demeanour slumped.
“I hope it’s not long though I’ve got to take her on a date.” Jason said everyone stared at him wide eyed. Garfield lightly punched his shoulder and Dick ruffled his hair.
"We'll visit her everyday though." Rachel said
"For sure." Jason said
"Let's get going." Kori suggested the team hummed in agreement before walking out of the hospital where Y/n wouldn’t be in for much longer.
WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
Batboys + their S/O dogs headcanons
NONE OF THE PHOTOS BELONG TO ME I JUST TOOK THEM FROM THE INTERNET
DICK:
-Dick and his s/o get a golden Labrador
-Getting the dog was easy but naming it was harder
- Dick has strange unusual names for dogs
-“How about Francois? Hamilton?” Dick asked the dog seeing as he had any reaction while his s/o was staring at him smiling and stifling a laugh
-Suddenly Dick's eyes went wide
-"I've got it, you're going to be Alfredo."
-*que s/o face palm*
- Finally you both decided on Milo
-After like two weeks of Dick calling him Alfredo
JASON:
-Jason wants a dog who can protect his s/o when he's out on patrol
-Jason has to go to Spain to stop dog fights it was there that he saw an Alano español he brought it home where you welcomed him with open arms you welcomed Jason as well
-Jason had a name picked for him since the beginning
-"His Name is Corazón." Since it means heart in Spanish and both yours and Jason’s hearts melted at him
-"Do you like it?” You asked him as Corazón just barked “I’ll take that as a yes”
-Jason is so happy he starts screaming “WOOHOO” at the top of his lungs and rushes out the kitchen with Corazón running after him.
TIM:
-Timmy and his s/o get a small dog aka a Beagle
-When his s/o's asleep and Tim is working because everyone knows he's a workaholic your dog will jump on the chair and curl up into a big ball on his lap
- The first couple times she did this he spilt his coffee over himself oh Timmy but he's grown used to it now
-Her Name is Tawny
DAMIAN:
-You don't get another dog you've already got Titus
-But that's not to say that Damian wouldn't mind getting another he loves animals it's just he loves Titus and thinks he would get jealous of another dog
-You respect that decision *he told you on your second date*
-On your third date you walked Titus around the park and when you got there and interacted with Titus he knew that you wouldn’t mind just having Titus.
-But if you did get another dog, it would be another Great Dane
-You'd either get it as a birthday present from Damian or it was a stray and you adopted it like how Bruce adopts children I'm just saying
-But Titus has to like them otherwise something bad's going to happen
-Luckily Titus likes your female Dane (so does Ace)
-Like Titus, she's fiercely protective of her owner.
-It must be a match made in heaven becuase your Damians s/o and your Dane is Titus’
-She's called Tamora another character in Titus Andronicus which Titus is named after
She’s the one of the left while Titus is the one of the right
Keen Eyes
Peter Maximoff X Mutant!Fem!Reader
Summary: Peter is in love with the reader who’s in love with Scott who’s in love with Jean. Scott and Jean are to loved up to see the damage they’re doing to Y/n but Peter can see it very clearly.
Warnings: Swearing nothing major but it’s there, angst, unrequited love, character deaths (2) although one isn’t really a death in this but it is in the movies if that makes any sense at all, Scott’s a bit of a jerk, Jean’s a bit of a bitch, self doubt and all the great problems it comes with. This isn’t proof read sorry :(
Set after X Men Apocalypse but before Dark Phoenix.
Enjoy
She stared at them, at first it was with anger at the girl but then it became a sadness that swept her away like a tsunami as if all the oceans in the world had suddenly towered over her and knocked her off her feet. The boy was whispering sweet nothings in the redheads ears as she giggled. Y/n was slightly glad she didn’t hear what they were saying probably some kind of loved up bullshit, it made her sick. She never thought she’d fall in love until she met Cyclops also known as Scott Summers but it was not to be as he’d fallen for his other fellow teammate Jean Grey.
Y/n couldn’t really blame him. If she was a guy she definitely would’ve picked Jean over her any day of the week. Jean was everything that Y/n wasn’t. She wasn’t as calm and collected as Jean nor was she as confident as Jean. She sighed angrily, wishing not for the first time, that she could have Raven’s powers so she could change into someone more beautiful. Jean Grey was beautiful. Y/n Y/l/n was not. It was as simple as that. She felt the tears start to form and quickly left the living room going to her room to wallow in her own self pity.
Peter Maximoff had been watching Y/n since she walked in. He knew of her crush on Scott and wondered how she’d take it. She’d taken it as well as he thought she would. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that she was breaking in half; her heart being torn every which way. It made Peter angry more angry then he’d ever been in his life. He got up from the couch and walked over to the couple.
“Scott can I talk to you?” He asked trying not to let anger seep through his voice. Scott huffed.
“Can this wait Peter I’m kinda in the middle of something.” He said before kissing Jean. She giggled and wrapped her arms around Scott’s neck bringing him closer to her. Peter turned away.
“No Scott it can’t wait.” Scott groaned.
“Fine then what is it?” He snapped
“Do you have any idea what you’re doing to her?”
“Who? Jean?” Scott questioned. “Probably turning her on.” Jean giggled again, Peter liked Jean he really did but if she giggled one more fucking time then Peter’s not going to be held responsible for his actions.
“No you fucking idiot Y/n!” Peter shouted fists clenched at his sides. Scott turned away from Jean to look at Peter.
“What about her?”
“She’s loved you for months. She told you she did but you didn’t care you only had your eyes on Jean!”
“Of course I did she’s Jean and Y/n’s Y/n.” This was making Peter almost it boiling point.
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!” Peter nearly screamed.
“It means that Y/n could never compare to me.” Jean answered smugly.
“Look at you so high and mighty when it was you that nearly killed Y/n when you couldn’t control your powers!” Peter shouted.
“I killed Apocalypse.” Jean answered “What were you doing Peter laying on the ground crying because daddy doesn’t know you’re his son?” Scott chuckled.
“And what was Y/n doing when we were risking our lives? Where was she? Hiding? Trying to bring Angel back to life. He was our enemy and she brought him back to life. She’s a traitor to us. I don’t even know why Professor Xavier still lets her on the team.” Without thinking about the consequences Peter punched Scott with so much force he fell back onto the floor. He didn’t stop though Peter kept pummelling him until Jean used her telekinesis to get Peter off of Scott. She instantly sat down as Scott’s side. The boys both glaring at each other. Scott’s lip was busted, blood seeping from it.
“But if she’d saved Alex she would be fine.” Peter said. Scott when to lunge for him again but Jean held him back.
“Don’t talk about my brother when you’re the reason he’s dead in the first place.” Peter felt a pang of guilt that made his blood run ice cold. Scott coughed. “You know what Peter just fuck off!” Scott shouted.
“With pleasure.” Peter said getting up and running to Y/n’s room. It was quiet apart from the occasional sob. He knocked softly.
“Go away.” She shouted her voice cracking so badly it also resembled her heart.
“It’s just me. You know Peter Maximoff I’m the fastest person in the school. I’m also part of the X Men and I’m pretty sure you are as well. I’m a hyperactive lunatic who adores twinkies but that doesn’t seem to bother you.” He said hearing her chuckle. “Can I come in?”
“Yeah.” She mumbled as Peter let himself in. She was sitting on her bed facing the window, the blinds had been pulled shut so she was sat in darkness. He didn’t pull the blinds up instead he used his power to sit on her bed. Not to close to her but not to far away from her either. Nothing was said for a few minutes before she asked Peter.
“Why does it hurt so much?”
“Having your heart broken hurts like hell.” Peter said he knows that feeling all to well. When Y/n was looking at Scott Peter was looking at her, he’d been lying if he said that she wasn’t the most attractive girl in the school. At least to him she was.
“How long does it take to fix?” She asked again. Pete shrugged.
“Depends on the person, I guess.”
“Of course it does.” She muttered “God how could I have been so stupid falling for him. Falling for someone who wouldn’t even go out with me. I mean who would go out with me?”
“I would.” Peter said without realising it. When he did it felt like a weight had been lifted off of his chest but instead of evaporating into the air it made its way to settle onto Y/n’s chest.
“You’re just saying that because I’m defenceless right now and I’m supposed to believe anything you say.”
“No I’m not.” Peter argued moving closer to Y/n so he could put his arm around her shoulders. “Look Y/n I know what this does to you. If I could take your pain away and make you forget about that asshole and his bitchy girlfriend I would but that’s not my superpower. The point is ever since I laid eyes on you I couldn’t get you out of my head and you’ve gotta be pretty special to get stuck in my head because of the amount of songs I’ve got hanging around in here.” He said banging his hand against the side of his head for emphasis. “So what if you don’t think you’re beautiful, I think you’re the most beautiful girl in the entire world despite how childish it sounds. You’re beautiful in your own way and I’m going to keep telling you that until it gets stuck in your brain like my songs.” She chuckled again.
“You really mean it?” She asked looking up at him with bloodshot eyes. He didn’t say anything instead he grabbed her chin and kissed her. She tensed before finally relaxing and brought her arms around Peter’s neck and starts playing with the hairs on the nape of his neck. They broke apart, panting before she leaned on his chest. “Thanks Pete.” She muttered into his chest. He pressed a kiss to the crown of her head and said
“Don’t mention it babe. How about you get some sleep?” She nodded and made her way under the covers.
“Pete.” She’s grabbed his wrist with a strength Peter didn’t know she possessed. It wasn’t hurting him.
“Yeah?”
“Stay with me?” She asked. He smirked and she let go of his wrist as he made his way to the other side of the double bed. Once he was under the covers Y/n rolled over to him and laid her head on his chest, just above his heartbeat.
“Always.”
I love these types of posts because it helps me out so much
How the x men deal with a student with depression and low confidence
Request: xmen headcanon for their reaction and how they’d help when they notice new female student arrives at the school with severe depression, and zero confidence.
Master list
Charles knows the signs, he’s been there himself, and will occasionally slip back into that crushing darkness. He would try his utmost to help this girl, doing anything and everything in his power to try and at least give you a glimpse of light at the end of the tunnel.
Hank knows what is to have no confidence, and knows all too well how detrimental to a person’s life and mental health that can be. He would try to make you see what a bright, splendid young lady you were, but ultimately he knows that it is a long process to pull yourself out of that toxic mind set.
Alex knows what it’s like to be haunted by your own mind, he helps in the little ways, that he knows can make a huge impact, simply asking how you’re doing, or if you’ve eaten.
Peter will try his damnedest to cheer you up, grasping at every little smile or the quietest of giggles like a trophy.
Scott doesn’t really get it, he can’t understand how you don’t see the beautiful amazing person that you are
Kurt knows these feelings all too well, you become pep up buddies, when the other is having a bad time, you’ll try and cheer each other up, be it through jokes, warm hugs or simply being a should to cry on.
Warren is similar to Scott despite his own crippling understanding of your self doubt
Jean can’t fully control her powers yet, so she has accidentally heard your darkest of thoughts, when she knows that aren’t sleeping well, she will try to bring your happiest comforting memories to the front of your mind, so that you might a little peace and be able to drift off.
Have a great day and be safe
I needed this today thank you ❤️♾
[ YOU ARE A HERO ]
•Tony Stark would want you to become your own legacy.
•Peter Parker would want you to be better. There’s a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, and makes us noble.
•Steve Rogers would want you to stand up for what you believe in. Your opinions matter. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise.
•Logan would want you to write your own story. You don’t have to be what they made you. You have the power to make your own choices.
•Wade Wilson would want you to be happy. It is okay to laugh. It is okay to smile. Don’t let the world take away your happiness.
•Bucky Barnes would want you to move forward. Your past does not define you. Your decisions do not determine who you are; your actions do.
•Matt Murdock would want you to know that the important things in life cannot be seen. What is essential is invisible to the eye.
•Jessica Jones would want you to be strong. Never doubt your strength or power.
•Frank Castle would want you to seek out the truth. The truth cannot be long hidden; you must reach out for it.
•Clint Barton would want you to protect the ones you love. The people you care about make life worth living.
•Bruce Banner would want you to learn from your mistakes. It is our mistakes that shape who we are.
•Bruce Wayne would want you to fight for justice. You have the power to make an impact.
•Barry Allen would want you to face your problems; not run away from them.
•Diana Prince would want you to be resilient and empowering. You are the love that will change the world.
I Need My Girl
Jason Todd x fem!reader/ (Slight) Garfield Logan x reader
Inspiration: Song: I Need My Girl by The National
Summary: The reader (Jason’s crush) pushes him out of the way to save him. The reader goes to hospital and while Jason’s and the rest of the Titans are waiting for any news Jason’s guilt eats him alive.
Warnings: One swear word, angst, fluff, first kiss as a couple, reader almost dies, Jason crying cause he’s my baby and I don’t want him to cry but I make him cry anyway and I should really make a happy thing with Jason but I just don’t ???
“Jason look out!” She shouted pushing him away mere seconds before she took the blast. Everything froze and Jason couldn’t hear himself scream but he felt it. The burning of his throat like he’d swallowed a wildfire slowly turned to coal that weighed in his stomach as he made his way to her. He fell to his knees and pulled her softly so that her head rested on his thighs. He just stared at her with blurry eyes that seemed to her blurrier. That’s the last thing he remembered before he was waiting in the hospital.
Dick, Rachel and Kori sat on the scratchy and uncomfortable hospital chairs. While Jason and Garfield paced around the waiting room.
"Guys could you please sit down you're making me more nervous." Rachel said as her head was in her hands.
"No we can't. Look I'm sorry Rach but I'm not going to sit down. I can't. I can't-" Garfield put a shaky hand through his green hair as he let out an even shakier breath. Kori stood up and made him sit down.
"Why is no one saying anything?! Jesus Y/n could be dying or dead because of me and no one-" Jason shouted
"Jason don't talk like that." Rachel muttered, eyes brimming with fresh tears.
"But it's the truth." Jason countered
"Would you two shut it." Dick said. Everyone jumped that was the first thing that Dick said since they'd been in the waiting room.
“No Dick I’m not shutting up. Y/n is one of us. If she wasn’t so fucking selfless then I would be in the hospital bed that she’s in and to be honest I’d trade places with her in a heartbeat. I’m not bothered about people dying. People die everyday but I don’t want her to die today." Jason got up and walked off. The cold air bit him but he couldn’t care less. His mind was whirling. Why him? Why did you save him? Out of all the team why would you save him? He didn’t have powers like Kori or Raven or Gar. He was a shadow to Dick. He knew he’d never be what Bruce wanted him to be. Bruce wanted him to be like Dick but he wasn’t.
I can't get my head around it
I keep feeling smaller and smaller
I need my girl
After what felt like eternity one of the nurses came.
"Excuse me are you all here for Y/n Y/l/n?" A nurse said everyone looked at her.
"Yes we are. Is anything wrong?" Kori asked. The nurse smiled warmly
"No nothing's wrong, your friend is lucky to have survived that." Garfield nervously chuckled putting his hands behind his head and resting on the back of the seat
"Yeah she is a lucky charm."
"You're free to see her now." The nurse informed them, everyone got up quickly.
"I'll go get Jason." Kori said everyone nodded as she went out the door to find him.
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Beep. Beep. Beep. The sound of a heart monitor was the sound that filled her ears as she woke up slowly. Y/n slowly blinked and groaned at the light. As her eyes adjusted she could make out three figures; Garfield, Dick and Rachel. Her voice was hoarse.
“Where’s Kori and Jason?”
"Kori went to find Jason. He couldn't handle it." Rachel said her chin length bon was slightly messy. Guilt filled Y/n. Y/n and Jason has always been close since she’d first joined the Titans. She’s seen sides of Jason none of them ever would. She didn't even want to think about what could've happened if she hadn't of made it. She shook her head.
“You have no idea how happy I am that you survived.” Dick spoke she chuckled slightly.
“You and I both Dicky.” They smiled at each other.
“Y/n/n." She heard a voice say barely above a whisper, the team made way for Jason as he hugged her.
"C'mon guys lets leave Jason and Y/n for awhile. Glad to see you’re better Y/n." Kori said. Everyone left but Garfield cast one last look at Y/n before Kori gave him a quick, swift kick in the shin. He let out a soft groan before leaving. Jason and Y/n laughed. They both nodded in thanks. She returned the gesture before walking out.
"I'm guessing the team have already said how glad they are to have you back." Jason said
"Yeah." There was a silence. "Rachel told me how you couldn't handle it." Her voice was sympathetic. Jason chuckled as a few tears streamed down his face. Y/n laid a hand on his cheek and he nuzzled into it.
"I am sorry you know. I thought I'd be stronger but when the doctors weren't telling us anything it hit me like a truck that I might be losing my best friend and when I thought I'd lost you. You have no idea how scared I was when I thought I would never be able to tell you how much I-" Jason cut himself off before he went any further. He stuffed his hands in his jean pockets and broke eye contact. Y/n raised a questionable eyebrow but said nothing.
“Now you know how I feel when you get hurt.” Jason chuckled “besides it’s gonna have to take a lot more than that to finish me off. I am a Titan after all.”
"To right you are. No wonder your nickname’s lucky, you've always been lucky you know ever since you came into my life I feel like it’s become a better place.”
“I know Jay.” The air was filled with a comfortable silence except for the beeping.
“Jason.” He hummed “what were you going to say before you cut yourself off?” Jason looked like he’d just been caught doing something he shouldn’t of been doing.
“You know the usual sappy stuff when you nearly lose someone.” He said taking his hands out of his pockets and using one to rub the back of his neck.
“So say it.”
“Huh?”
“Say the sappy stuff that people say when they nearly lose someone.” There was a mischievous glint in her eye and Jason chuckled.
“Fine. Y/n Y/l/n I couldn’t imagine my life without you. Everyday you make my life a better place and I feel so much happier with you by my side.”
“No offence Jay but that sounded more like a marriage proposal and you can’t propose without dating a girl gees Jason.” She said laughing. He grabbed her face and pushed his lips to hers. They moved in sync as she grabbed his wrist. They broke apart and Jason opened his mouth "I feel the same bozo don't worry." He smiled.
"Which is why I've decided on something that will keep you out of harms way. You're never going on a mission again unless you're with me," Jason told Y/n in a half joking, half serious tone.
"Well you are the reason I’m in here anyway. But if I don't go how am I supposed to help you out. The whole team knows you never think of a plan." Jason laughed.
"So you never look behind you. Is there a reason for that or did you just do it?" Y/n shrugged.
"I guess if I look back then I'm scared I'm gonna get lost in the past and I won't be able to do anything 'cause I'll be stuck there. I’ve been stuck in the past for to long and I need to change it but no matter how much you want to change something in the past it's stuck there now forever and there's nothing you can do about it. " Jason was left speechless he never though there would be an actual reason as to why she never looked back. It scared Jason how she never had any emotion in her when she said that or in her face. "Besides I didn't want to see how far you were behind me." She added with a light laugh.
“More like how close I was.”
"Yeah right. I was faster than you and you knew it." They both laughedz
"Sir I'm sorry but visiting hours are almost over and Miss Y/l/n will need to get some rest." Jason nodded and pressed a long chaste kiss to the crown of Y/n’s head.
“Soon as your out of here I’m taking you on a date.” He whispered
“Can’t wait.” She whispered back and Jason broke out into a boyish grin. She chuckled. “Right go come on Jay I need my beauty sleep.”
“Trust me baby you really don’t.” She blushes and Jason chuckled. "See you tomorrow.”
“Bye handsome.” He excused himself past the nurse and towards the team.
"Do you know how long she's gonna be in here for?" Garfield asked Jason shook his head. Garfield’s demeanour slumped.
“I hope it’s not long though I’ve got to take her on a date.” Jason said everyone stared at him wide eyed. Garfield lightly punched his shoulder and Dick ruffled his hair.
"We'll visit her everyday though." Rachel said
"For sure." Jason said
"Let's get going." Kori suggested the team hummed in agreement before walking out of the hospital where Y/n wouldn’t be in for much longer.
This is the hair I want to touch and run my fingers through
curdog - This is the hair I deal with
Blue Collar
Jason Todd x reader
Reader: Female
Warnings: Pet death (dog), angst, sad reader, my writing cause that’s a ALWAYS a warning
Why I wrote this: Because I had to put my dog down on Saturday 25 January 2020
Jason Peter Todd wasn’t known to be a light sleeper. In fact if he did wake up early it was only because he’d had a nightmare but you would always be there to calm him down and reassure him that everything’s alright. You’d never wake him up early anyway as he nearly always came home late from patrol. He’d come home at 2am tonight.
Jason wasn’t awake, not fully at least, but awake enough to know that something was wrong. It was like a sixth sense. His brain kicked in making the sleep Jason was clinging to evaporte like mist. He opened his eyes to see you huddled over, back rising and falling erraticly. The sleep was still in his ears and he couldn’t hear anything which made him panic more.
Pushing the covers away he frantically pulled his way over to you and sat next to you on the bed. He saw the tears before his hearing finally kickstarted like an engine. His face turned to a frown and his heart broke at the sight of his beautiful girl crying.
“Baby? Y/n what’s wrong?” He questioned. She opened her mouth but no words came out just a choked sob. She grasped whatever she had in her hands tighter. Jason’s eyebrows furrowed until he made out what it was. A dogs collar.
“He’s gone Jay. “ She finally managed to utter out before the tears came back. Jason placed his arm around her shoulders and brought her closer to his chest as she sobbed staring at the collar through blurry eyes. “His kidneys were going when my parents took him they said he wouldn’t of lasted much longer anyway.” She sobbed again and Jason tightened his hold on her. “They said we did the right thing we ended his suffering earlier but why does it feel so wrong?”
“It’s because you loved him and he loved you. You didn’t do the wrong thing and it’s natural that you should feel like this. He’s never gone anyway he’s always going to be in your heart. You wouldn’t want him to hurt would you?” She shook your head “I know it’s hard babe but he’s in a better place now.”
“Yeah.” She muttered tears slowly stopping and her grip on his collar slowly loosening. Jason smiled at her and she smiled back, it was full of sadness and pain but it was a smile.
“I’ll always be here for you y/n I’ll make sure you get through this.”
“Thanks Jay.” She said wiping the tears from her eyes. He pecked her lips noting how salty they tasted.
“How about we go back to sleep yeah? I’m sure all that cryings probably made you feel wiped out.” She chuckled and it sounded like music to Jason’s ears. They both got back under the covers and she laid her head on his chest listening to his heartbeat as he traced random patterns on her. Eventually they fell asleep. Y/n still held onto his blue collar, she’d bought when she first got him, knowing that although her dog may not be here physically he’d always be with her in spirit.
Ok wow that was a shitty ending sorry. But I couldn’t write much more on this cause I was crying so much. The pictures below are of my dog Dougal. Love you so much pal I hope you’re having loads of fun in doggy heaven
Why have I at at least one point in my entire young life had a crush on these characters??!! And WHY CANT THEY EXIST IN REAL LIFE!!!???
this sent me into another fucking demension