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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

NEVER THOUGHT ID BE IN MY ROOM CRYING ABOUT COWBOYS BUT HERE I AM

was watching a movie yesterday and couldn't understand what people were saying at first so i would have to rewind a few times to actually hear it and at first i thought it was because of the accents but today i realized it was actually just bacause i didn't have subtitles on

i take it back he blew up someone

alrighty i got to act 3 and met gortash and i suppose i get why everyone likes him. but im torn between being his best friend or allowing karlach to rip his guts out cause he seems pretty nice. he offered an alliance (and i like to avoid unnecessary fights so of course i said yes). but i like karlach too cause shes really cool and i dont want to prevent her from following her dreams.

is the plural of cowboy cowboys or cowboies

i know i have said i enjoy seeing guy get punched but must it really be that much because this seems excessive. just s2e1 and hes gotten kicked so many times. he also got pepper in his eyeballs. can he have a day where he does not get attacked or is that against the rules or something.

i just started watching season two of robin hood and i cant even get two minutes in cause HOW DID THEY MAKE THE CHARACTERS HAVE EVEN COOLER HAIR???

specifically little john and djaq. makes me want to cut my hair once again. almost everyone in this show has cool hair and i want all of the hairstyles at once

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Bard totally thought Bilbo and Thorin were married

I’m back on my bs

So I remembered yesterday that the dwarves like totally lied straight to Bard’s face when they first met him, saying that they were going across the lake cause they were visiting their relatives in the iron hills. Now who knows how much of that he believed, but ya know, he didn’t ask many questions at least

So sure, cool. Couple of dwarves traveling between the blue mountains and the iron hills, nothing strange about that, they’re dwarves. But amongst the bearded little dudes, there’s a Hobbit. Hobbits, who famously rarely travel anywhere, much less as far as the iron hills. What is he doing so far from home?

But since none of the dwarves said anything akin to “Also this hobbit is traveling with us, just for convenience”, then it must mean that the hobbit is with them. Apart of the group, apart of the family. And unless one of these dwarves have adopted the little dude, which would be highly unlikely, he must be apart of the family in some other way. And what’a the most common way to enter a family? Marriage.

So the Hobbit, Bilbo as he introduces himself as, is probably married to one of the dwarves. But who? Well, he’s seen standing very close to the brooding one with dark hair and short beard. The brooding dwarf in fact rarely leaves his side, always standing on the ready to protect the little one.

And in the town square, when the brooding one (Thorin, rightful king of Erebor) needs someone to vouch for him, who is the first to pipe up but the hobbit, speaking highly of the young king, with adoration and hope in his eyes.

But not only did Bard probably think the two were married, no he also probably thought he was witnessing their divorce first hand on top of the wall of Erebor. Probably one of the weirdest couples he’s ever met, and his town had the unibrow guy hooking up with Stephen Fry.

thorin gently playing with bilbos hair reblog if you agree

anyway hi if you’re worried you’re a bad person bc you’ve read one too many posts claiming you’re complicit in atrocities if you don’t watch a graphic video or share a particular post or stop enjoying something you love, please know that you’re doing fine and you’ve done nothing wrong and i love you

lmao balds your gate or whatever

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

taking risks today (setting my coffee cup down on my bed with no tray or hard surface under it)

How is it that almost every time they stand together like this they look like a married couple?

man, guy is so happy in s1e11. he thinks he’s figured out all his problems. he’s marrying marian, the king is coming to nottingham on saturday, he’s fatally wounded the nightwatchman, thinking they’ll die…. little does he know……

very important question

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