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The hour has come. The final battle is at hand. Take this, all of you and eat of it. This is my body (the eyes of Kermit. The eyes of God). Take this all of you and drink of it. This is my blood. Olipop, the elixer of Famine. We all drink in the Dennys parkinglot, the birthplace of War. The shadow of the beast of Conquest circles overhead, the shadow of a long furby who means us harm. Standing at the horizen of existence is the princess of Death herself. Twilight Sparkle holds the thread of my life. But it will not be cut. I will defeat the antichrist. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker.

He always runs away from me when I try to do something, and I know the house he belongs to.

the first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself

had a dream last night where tyler durden was cawing at me like a crow and calling me pussy for not blowing more shit up

me and who

i need a guy with a liminal ass, and a dingy bedroom

I need a guy w a dingy ass liminal bedroom

in the fight club. straight up "fighting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Myself

Slippery pumps? original collage

So I started watching dungeon meshi...

Bush did the bite of ‘87

hylics 💫🌕

Research

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

She's gonna hatch into a radiating butterfly :)

I've never been able to enjoy angel hair pasta. It's always been too hair-like for me to eat. Unfortunately, my family regularly used it in cooking in my childhood.

don’t light my fire!!!

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

YUDHO

I’m like if fight club was a girl

and what if i pondered an over the garden wall/the sandman crossover? what would happen then?

Little guys in my head little guys on my head they like to jump and dance around and party

I know he doesn’t have kids but there’s something about Kermit the frog that’s just so... dilfy

Thinkin about them little guys, little green ones with the eyes and the feet. Yeah those ones

If you needed to hide a dead body, you should bury it inside a fucking sand dune. That shit would stay hidden forever