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No Cut Strings Chapter 11 Update 2

...14394 words, 31 out of 42 pages written. I'm currently rewriting the end for a third time because it just isn't FlOwInG

I'm trying to have it up on Thursday because Im off work friday-monday for my sis's bday. Sorry it's so late, but the chapter just keeps getting longer!

EDIT: I'm at 18k words and have 48/51 pages done. MAKE IT STOP

Percy Jackson as Things my Sister has dared to utter Pt 2

Piper: Do you know how weird it is to be in here doing stuff and you just look up to see a picture of your mom on the Tv? Nico, going through his Twilight phase: Let me go back to Aireo? Ari? Aro! Percy, to Estelle: And you're like a midget too so... Leo: Let's not go see a movie, I could just pirate that right now. Hermes, coughing and hacking: I hit a blinker. I'm gonna hit another. (Proceeds to die as he hits three more.) Poseidon, about Zeus: Don't let him go on a podcast. Or a talk show. Reality TV? Forget about it. Hecate, to a random black cat: Are you a clean boy? Clean baby! Jason: Maybe my words are a little dumber. Sally, after Percy has a bad day: Why is my wall bubbly? Paul, to Percy: What have you seen in life to come back looking like that (My cousin said this one.:P)

Movie Night

Amphitrite: I don’t think this is a good idea, child.

Percy: Oh, it’ll be fine.

Amphitrite, sighing: whatever you say

Triton and Poseidon walking in to see Percy smiling on the couch: …

Amphitrite: Sit, it is movie night.

Triton, catching sight of the movie: No.

Percy, pouting: But it’s my night to choose!

Triton: No.

Percy: …🥹🥹

Triton, glaring at the screen: Fine.

Amphitrite: The Little Mermaid it is…

No Cut Strings Chapter 11 Update #1

This chapter is going to be later than I originally believed mainly because I'm rewriting half of it. I'd finished it last Friday, but when editing I realized it didn't flow the way I wanted it to. So sorry!

Hopefully it's out by Friday or Sunday!

Apparently my sanity is very closely connected to whether or not ao3 is up. I was on FT with my cousin and sister and they had the NERVE to say I’m going feral. They asked if “that site” was down again so I’m guessing I’m usually more feral than usual if it’s down.

Anyone else?

Ao3 Announcement!!!!

So in case u aren’t on Twitter (x🤢) ao3 is going down for 10 hours on July 1st!!! Go to their announcements page to find out what time that is for you!!! Download ur fics👹👹👹

Percy Jackson as things my sister has dared to voice:

Percy: That’s some Appley apple juice

Nico: Y’know with how small the chicken wings are, they’re probably just killing the babies

Annabeth: He’s kinda cute, I’m kinda warming up to him

Leo: Why is it the only time I’m part of a conversation in the group chat, it’s to defend myself??

Will: You’re not allowed spicy food because your kidney hates you.

Thalia: ive been eating too much vegetables and shit and like… I just need to poop

Jason: Why do the big cucumbers get sent to become pickles? Why can’t I just have a huge ass cucumber instead of it being sent to be soaked in vinegar??

Siren

Annabeth: Will, it's not a good idea. You need to stop this. Will: But I heard him sing! He's amazing! Percy, staring at the Apollo cabin as they surround him with instruments: ... Annabeth: Will... what has a good voice and lives in the water? Will: ...? Will: ...! Percy, opening his mouth to start a lullaby- fully ready to make everyone sleep: Ro- Will: NO! Percy stop! Annabeth, sighing and turning towards the big house: I tried to warn him. I'll get the smelling salts.

Poseidon is Overthrown

Percy: Dad, I’m not going to apologize

Poseidon, recently betrayed: You took my crown! Treason!!

Percy: Dad-

Poseidon: And none of my guards are helping me anymore!

Percy: Dad-!

Poseidon: My favorite son took my crown! How will I ever go on? Why have The Fates forsaken me? I-

Percy: Dad!

Poseidon: Yes?

Percy: It’s just Mario Kart!

Percy's First Day

Apollo: You'll be fine! Hermes: Exceptional! Poseidon: You are my son, there is nothing you can't do! Triton: I'm sure the halfling will be okay. If not, he does know how to pray to one of us. Percy, staring at the gods: ... Percy: I... I'm literally just starting my first job. It's not a big deal. Poseidon: It is the biggest deal, my son! Hermes: What if the other kids are mean to him?! Triton: I will tear them to pieces. Percy, dropping his head into his hand: I should have let Luke end the world.

The Kiss

Annabeth: Percy, you're being an idiot. Percy, face down on the grass outside of his cabin: hmmp Annabeth: I'm sorry!! Percy: ... Grover, turning towards Nico: What... what happened? Annabeth: Percy! Nico, the long-suffering: Annabeth offered Percy a kiss. Grover: Okay? They've been together for a few years now. Nico, watching Percy cry into the grass: It was chocolate.

👀👀

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

Video Games?

Nico: And then I stabbed him

Percy, walking in at the wrong time: I’ll get the shovel.

Will, slightly concerned as Percy leaves: the shovel?

Nico, shrugging: No, The Shovel. We use it to hide bodies

Will: …but you were talking about a video game?

Nico: … yeah… a video game

Will: …

Nico: …

Will: I’m going to jail as an accomplice aren’t I?

Child Percy's Atlantis Adventure Pt. 2

Triton: And then he said he'd help me find Ariel! Amphitrite, staring at the tiny demigod: That was... kind of him. Percy, staring at Amphitrite: ... Poseidon: Ah, yes. Percy seems to really like his older br- Percy, walks up to Amphitrite and stares: ... Amphitrite: Yes? Percy: You're pretty! Can I grow my hair out like yours? And will you do the braids for me?!? Amphitrite, smiling slowly: He's mine. Poseidon: My love, he is... Amphitrite, staring Poseidon down: You do not want your brothers to know about him. Triton would never take him on. He. Is. Mine. Poseidon: ...yes dear

The Child

Poseidon: They grow up so fast, don’t they?

Percy: dad, this isn’t funny

Poseidon, watching Percy wrangle a random Atlantean child: Oh it is, my son

Percy, struggling ™️: Is it too late to ask for a different godly parent?

Percy, to the kid: Who do you even BELONG to??

Responsible Percy

Nico: C'mon, please! Percy: No Nico: Why not?! Percy: Because I said so! Thalia, to Will: What are those two on about? Will, internally crying: Nico wants to raise an army of dead mermaids. Percy said no Nico, clutching onto Percy's pant leg: We could totally do it!! Percy who just wants to be responsible: No.

Chapter 10 No Cut Strings

Is out!!

No Cut Strings Update

Im alive!!! I promise!!!

I’m working on the next chapter right now and hope to have it up on the 10th at the latest!!

…explanation will be in authors note

😭😭😭

Sort of an Update, but not really

So for personal reasons I have not slept in 3 days. I’m on the threshold of 70 hours. I can feel every single tastebud in my mouth. I could fight a god and win.

…I have not written anything in 3 days bc letters on a keyboard are rly confusing when you’re sleep deprived. (Text to speech is amazing)

All I gotta say is: the fanfic writer curse is REAL

5 Year Old Percy wanders into Atlantis

Percy: This is nice! Triton: A... child? Who... Who do you belong to? Percy: You're ARIEL!?!? Poseidon, slowly edging out of the room: ... Triton, used to the jokes his dad makes:... you belong to my father then. Only one of his halflings would have the guts to say something so horrible to a god. Percy: What's wrong? Did Ariel run away again? I'll help you find her! Triton, turning to his father: I'll kill this halfling one day. I already hate him

(The first meeting they should have had.)

The SeaFam

Triton: I hate the small demigod... oh no! Is that a paper cut? Let me get the healers! Kym: I hate teaching, but that kid? I'll make sure his education beats everyone else! Rhode: Aww look at Triton tell Perseus off... Imma make funny faces behind his back Amphitrite: Why do I care so much? Oh honey, because I want to be your mom Poseidon: My son is amazing! (Looks to see Percy hanging upside down in a chair) Revolutionary!

No Cut Strings Chapter 9 Up!!!

15742 words!

I was kind of scared to post it because the explanation for Artemis began in this chapter. Obviously it's just a slight over-view of what happened, there's going to be a chapter for her situation, but I'm terrified it won't work the way I want it to and that people will think it's dumb...

Is it obvious I want this chapter to be a big sister Kym chapter?