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"you need omega 3" yes i need 3 omegas to breed

LMAO a whole jungle ?? 💀💀 it’s too early for this pls😭😭

it was a thriving ecosystem too bad they kept getting plucked by my UNDERWEAR

holy fuck i grew a whole jungle down there it was really a deforestation

Buckshot roulette but the loser has to listen to the winner?? Ends up in smut???? Idfk I just made that up on the spot 😭😭😭

🌙<33

MINORS DNI!! Top male reader,,Backshot roulette,,g4nplay,, actually taken srs loll

Bro EXACTLY what I was thinking,,I don't know what is about this game that screams inappropriate thoughts but you cannot deny the tension between the player and the dealer I'm just saying,,

Imagine him finally losing,,being brought back from close death so many times only to look up at you,,expecting some gloating about you winning your earnings but when his eyes met yours all he could see in them was lust,,

He seemed confused when you climbed over the table towards him,,taking his hand in yours,, "what are you doing? You won." He says with a firm tone but only lets out a soft gasp when you pin him down to the table!!

Using the gun from the previous rounds to shut him up!! He had no idea if it was still laoded or not so when you shoved the nuzzle into his mouth,,he whimpered pathetically against it,,

Taking your cock so well!! His eyes rolling back into his head,,how was he meant to know that your cock was going to reach so deep inside of him!! Drool running down the gun,,moaning against it that he could probably be heard over the rave!!

Pulling out just intime to not cum inside of his hole,,releasing your load over his back instead as you take the gun out of his mouth!! You won twice tonight!! A big was of cash and a cute little sex toy <3

where the FUCK are my hoshiumi olympics fanart

otome games should be like this instead

love and deep space but instead of a pretty lady mc it’s a big ol man

hey guys

I have to share this or else I burst.. so basically thinking about a sports au, competing at the Olympics with your team, and it’s well known that any kind of fraternization isn’t allowed, hell they’d even prevented their athletes from being able to use hook up apps, but it’s practically impossible to not get pent up especially with so much adrenaline running through your body at all hours of the day,but you try to push through it and focus on other things instead meanwhile you caught another athletes eye maybe while in the communal showers completely stripped down or even while out and competing for your team eventually you get talking and before you know it you decide to hook up with him maybe you have to it on the floor since those cardboards won’t hold,, watching the sweet thing struggling to take the tip, his big broad form somehow managing to look small under your body, fucking him til he gets carpet burns and he’s sobbing?

OKAY so im gonna mix this with this little blurb that have been running through my head.

but just imagine this but guy youre talking to has some internalized homophobia (not projecting or anything haha). like yes he's gay but he's always the top and falls into the im tall and buff so i must be the top.

however, when he sees you in the communal showers and he sees how hung you are and youre not even hard, he can't help but want you in him in some way. either in his mouth making his jaw ache or maybe even in him, seeing if he can take it. AND when he approaches you about it and ask if he can even take you, his eyes darken because even though he might've never taken it up the ass before, he is competitive and will not back down from the challenge. even if that means he's drooling, eyes rolling back, legs shaking, and whining as he struggles to take all of you.

Cw: 18+, sub male character, dom male reader, titjob, feminization

Thinking about getting a titjob from a flat chested man, watching him desperately try and push his small pecs together in order to create some friction. His tits are sensitive to the touch despite not having much to work with, nipples hard under your thumbs, and whiners and whimpers escaping his lips as your cock and balls glide across his chest. You have to use lots of lube in order to set a steady pace of your hips , obscene squelching sound ringing throughout the room with every thrust. You even got your big rough hands pinching, slapping and squeezing his pretty little tits all while showering him in compliments

“got such pretty little tits princess” you grunt out, puncturing each words with a sharp thrust “going to cum all over them,” you continue to speak, knees firmly dig into the sides of ribs, thrusts turning more erratic as if you’re actually fucking him.

Your words has his hungry hole clenching around nothing, a sob trying to crawl its way up his throat as he realizes it’s going to be a while before he has your cock buried inside him

Soon tears start lining his pretty doe eyes and apologizes start tumbling past his mouth because he knows this won’t actually be enough to make you cum, and you watch the way he desperately tries to assist with his mouth, puffy lips eagerly suckling on your fat cock, letting you fuck his mouth like you would his cunt, balls obscenely slapping against his chin, taking you so far til his nose is brushing over the base of your dick, having his face mirror the mess he’s got on his tits: spit, lube and pre smeared all over it, looking so proud when he eventually manages to make you cum (even though it wasn’t for his tits but rather how he eager he was to make it happen)

timeskip gao hakuba the man that you are

OH MY GOD NOOO LMAOO

reverse gangbang with the msby and schweiden adlers you guys know im gonna be gaping all of their holes

don’t lol !! you’re fun and silly plus anyone could just unfollow if they don’t like you lol

god keeps giving his toughest battles to his silliest soldier

if u think ur the biggest hoshiumi fan just remember i exist and am still alive

On scale from 1-10 how attractive do you think you are

EXTREMELY OLD ASK but i think im a solid 5 i think,,,

yauur u good man?? did something happen ? :(

just started questioning my likeability that's all lmaoo

im so discouraged

I LOVE SMALL TITS I LOVE SMALL TITS

im like a tiny ant in people's timeline

uhhh besides writing, i produce shitty art. follow my side for them @envydent

haven't posted anything yet but you will see em soon!!!

i finished land of the lustrous the anime and i want to kill myself now, and be a little a gay

do genshin character designers struggle trying to pick skin colours a few shades darker on the colour wheel?????

i love hoshiumi ooooo hoshiumi korai hngghhh so tight ngahhh ooooo tight and warm

no any other anime fandoms can create something as funny as thukuna, the king of curtheth