Need To Live In The Alternate Timeline Where John Didnt Die And Instead Calls Paul Gay Slurs On Twitter

present day john would come out and admit that he and paul did it nasty style every four years and then everyone would forget until he comes out again vicious cycle of ppl going ‘THEY DID IT????!!??’ and then immediately moving on mclennon paul mccartney john lennon paul would be so fucking vague when he talks abt it that no one would know whether it’s true or not the beatles