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It literally matches the story omfg

I’m asexual which means I’m attracted to men who are attracted to me and I don’t want to be attracted to them because I don’t want to be a man and I don’t want to be a woman so I don’t want to be a girl so I don’t want to be a boy and I don’t want to be a guy so I don’t want to be a female so I don’t want to be a bit bit of a a girl and I don’t want to be a a girl so I don’t want to be a man and I don’t want to be a girl and I don’t want to be a girl

In conclusion: I like men who are attracted to me but I don’t want them to be attracted to me and then I have a sexuality crisis and die

@expensive-rainbows

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

Ok you’re gonna use your mouse or mousepad and move your cursor so it’s over the white box. Then you’re gonna press down on the left button/ side of the mouse(pad) than move your cursor off if you have a continue button or just wait for it to load

guys how do i answer this question? i'm kinda struggling

Supplements in kitchen actual meds in bathroom

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

*listening to music* hey that was a fic plot

*listening to music* hey that was a fic title

I would read the fuck out of this

it’s my first time using tumblr so im a little scared :’) here’s a small au where CG’s a villain n they get into goofy shenanigans

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

Sploot

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

Had a panic attack in Spanish class today. When I have a panic attack I clench whatever is in my hands. Behold! My last pencil:

Gonna tell this to my dad

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

Hey I’ve eaten random plants I find on hikes what’s an ancient sandwich gonna go to me?

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Arrrrr matey

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

Da goat is so cute!

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually eat more often than anything else? I think mine is toast, broccoli, and eggs

Im gonna do that now!

oh no!!!

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

Omfg

I would read the shit out of I'd Like An Italian: Gender And Sexuality Between The Buns

Men, boys, and eggs of my acquaintance, I cannot stress this enough:

Nobody worth being with will ever judge you based on your deli sandwich choices.

Sincerely, a dude who had to watch like two dozen men pretend to find vegetarian sandwiches unthinkable in order to maintain a sense of masculinity today.

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Ngl… I love those

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