Marieshe/herwriter (mostly fanfic, ngl)previously @asoiafhyperfixation30-something dog parentFree PalestineAvatar made with Lady of Hera picrew, all credits to the creator
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You should. Trust me.😈
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
I usually have butter then jam, but I'm not averse to more non-traditional toppings like marmalade or chocolate spread. I pronounce it sk-OH-ne.
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
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Ooooh, that sounds nice. Which do you put on your scones first, jam or butter?
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
i am a firm believer that ocs are a reflection of the self in the way that every character you create has to hold some piece of you to really feel alive. sometimes this is why all your ocs have certain traits, sometimes this is why you can track your various issues and traumas all the way from middleschool to now based on what your ocs are like. this is a feature not a bug
do you like the colour of the reblog?
*plonks u down on ur feet*
Well, what would you prefer me to do instead of yeeting you?
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
IMMA YEET YOU
*carries u like a sack of potats*
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
why do all of you have gimmick-children or have gimmick-parents
YAAAAAAS
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
this website is so difficult to explain to people...how do i explain that commanding your scarab beetle around is an accepted and well-received posting style?
well. I appear to need outside motivation to do this. So. 3k notes and I’ll tell my parents I thibk I have adhd and autism and anxiety and I wanna get tested. I really do wanna get tested but I really don’t wanna tell them so since this pRoBaBlY wOnT hApPeN
OH and I’ll also tell them I’m genderqueer as a bonus
no rules. Spam as much as you want tag as many people as yuo want idgaf
edit: 10k bc wgat the fack not yet
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I am freeloader :)
Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.
5'11 😈
Get yeeted
how tall are y'all again?
you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all
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note game!!
lets do a lil note game before i sleep and i'll check in the morning and fulfil my tasks tomorrow
10 notes - add my wives on discord
25 notes - write more fanfic
50 notes - post a chapter of fanfic
250 notes - send photos of meee to my wives
500 notes - tell my wives what they've signed up for in full detail, with option to leave
1k notes - sketch my wives
2k notes - no s/h for a week :0
3k notes - eat normally for a week
5k notes - not commit suicide on halloween!
10k notes - get a therapist (this will never happen, i'm sorry)
![Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.❞ — Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate) OH WAIT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CECILIA PAYNE • Cecilia Payne’s mother refused to spend money on her college education, so she won a scholarship to Cambridge. • Cecilia Payne completed her studies, but Cambridge wouldn’t give her a degree because she was a woman, so she said to heck with that and moved to the United States to work at Harvard. • Cecilia Payne was the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. in astronomy from Radcliffe College, with what Otto Strauve called “the most brilliant Ph.D. thesis ever written in astronomy.” • Not only did Cecilia Payne discover what the universe is made of, she also discovered what the sun is made of (Henry Norris Russell, a fellow astronomer, is usually given credit for discovering that the sun’s composition is different from the Earth’s, but he came to his conclusions four years later than Payne — after telling her not to publish). • Cecilia Payne is the reason we know basically anything about variable stars (stars whose brightness as seen from earth fluctuates). Literally every other study on variable stars is based on her work. • Cecilia Payne was the first woman to be promoted to full professor from within Harvard, and is often credited with breaking the glass ceiling for women in the Harvard science department and in astronomy, as well as inspiring entire generations of women to take up science. • Cecilia Payne is awesome and everyone should know her. (OP: Matthew Gardner)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62252d2e0b47b6782fbd6ef350407812/5bd09b4ca294947e-d3/s500x750/58ae690a544239d5a7cdf38d6193c1e114d908a1.jpg)
people dont fear herons as much as they should
What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?
If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.
Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.
I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.
I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”
I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.
Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:
"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"
"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"
"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"
"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"
PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.
you are like a cat. We must occasionally harmlessly annoy you for enrichment
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