Deku Recounting Every Fight Hes Ever Been In

Deku recounting every fight he’s ever been in

When you hear your neighbor’s kid screaming and you’re not sure if they’re being kidnapped or being told to have a bath.

Story time

When I was younger, I went on holiday with my family to Libya, and I distinctively remember someone’s Nokia phone rang and literally everyone in the airport got out their phone to check if it was theirs

Come on, the guy in the manga told me to do it

My dad: you know, most people on Eid get stomach aches because they eat too much sweet food, so you should take it in stages

Me: yeah, step one: eat everything in the kitchen, step two: feel sick and regret it. Step three: forget about step two and proceed to eat everything in the kitchen. Step four: repeat steps two and three until next Ramadan

I thought if life gave me figurative lemons, I’d make figurative lemonade. But when life gave me actual lemons, I cut them in half and ate them while my mum made lemonade, which I spilt on the carpet.