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if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
(via jtoday)
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
(via panconkiwi)
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
(via gallifrey-feels)
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
(via intheforestofthenight)
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
(via pterriblepterodactyls)
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
(via dawnpuppet) If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE (via takshammy)
my mom: are you sure you want the 20 piece mcnugget isn't an eight piece enough
me: ...
my mom: didn't you just eat a fish sandwich
me: ...
my mom: ...
me: *takes deep breath* we teach girls to shrink themselves-- to make themselves smaller
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
i thought googling “jimmy neutron cosplay” would yield funny results.
i was wrong.
and i am afraid
SUPERLUNARY
[adjective]
1. belonging to a higher world; celestial.
2. situated above or beyond the moon.
Etymology: Latin super, “prefix for above, beyond, in addition, to an especially high degree” + lunary, from Latin lūnāris, “of the moon”, from lūna, “the moon”.
[ebineyland]
Beyoncé when Jay Z was getting hit
